For your Han Solo shopping enthusiast, the Hipholster.
It's a holster! It's a fanny pack! It's 100% nerdy.
And for Granny and her dear old ears: Batphones.
More expensive and uncomfortable than just cupping your hand behind your ear, but just as effective! Now in fashion colors, White and Hooker Red.
For your little noodle slurper, the Noodle Hair Protector.
So ruffly and feminine, yet up to the task of providing complete protection from broth backsplash.

There! No excuses for settling on boring gifts this year!


